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The Onion, как обычно, жжет.
The truth is, this nation can never be united as long as it is home to people other than myself. Every man, woman, and child in this country is free to be just like me. It is no mere privilege—it is the God-given right of every American.
But alas, people are unable—or unwilling—to put aside their selfish motives and defer to mine. There are 310 million people in this country who are not me. But deep down, all of us really want the same thing: to bridge the gaps that divide us, to live in peace and harmony. It can happen, but it's going to take some major concessions from everyone who isn't me. It's going to take everyone coming together, shutting their opinion-holes for once, and doing exactly what I want, when I want it.
I'm not naïve. I realize there are many Americans who have no interest in letting me do their thinking for them. Well, perhaps they should move to France or Bulgaria or some other country that isn't inhabited by me.
Сократила. Полная статья: http://www.theonion.com/articles/we-will-never-be-united-as-a-nation-as-long-as-the,17764/
The truth is, this nation can never be united as long as it is home to people other than myself. Every man, woman, and child in this country is free to be just like me. It is no mere privilege—it is the God-given right of every American.
But alas, people are unable—or unwilling—to put aside their selfish motives and defer to mine. There are 310 million people in this country who are not me. But deep down, all of us really want the same thing: to bridge the gaps that divide us, to live in peace and harmony. It can happen, but it's going to take some major concessions from everyone who isn't me. It's going to take everyone coming together, shutting their opinion-holes for once, and doing exactly what I want, when I want it.
I'm not naïve. I realize there are many Americans who have no interest in letting me do their thinking for them. Well, perhaps they should move to France or Bulgaria or some other country that isn't inhabited by me.
Сократила. Полная статья: http://www.theonion.com/articles/we-will-never-be-united-as-a-nation-as-long-as-the,17764/